Friday, January 28, 2005

Hookup Questionnaire 2005 edition

Another Craig List find

Hookup Questionnaire

Name: (or cyber alias if no face picture available):

Borough: (just saying NYC is not enough, please be specific).

Latest STD/HIV Test Results: (please be honest and have recent copy on hand, whether traveling or hosting. Could be a deal breaker)

Height/weight: (there are those who only want a certain height or weight) Body Hair: (bear hairy, sexy hair, semi-hairy)

Hair color: (or lack of hair if you’re thinning or sporting a Kojak)

Kinks/Fetishes: (whipped cream, Hershey’s syrup, etc)

Sexual Comfort/Acceptance:

Out and Proud: (circle ‘yes’ or ‘no’)

DL/Undercover: (circle ‘yes’ or ‘no’)

Ability to Host on Regular Basis: (please be honest and specific – once a week, or twice a month when ‘roommate’ or girlfriend/wife is out of town on business)

Does size REALLY matter: (circle ‘yes’ ‘sometimes’ or ‘no’)

How RECENT is the attached picture, and is it REALLY you: (taken from high school yearbook when I had hair? Taken from college yearbook when hair started falling out and midsection grew? Picture is compliments of wizardry of Photoshop? Guilty as charged, ‘borrowed’ picture from any number of websites or person who posted on this site?)

Essay Question: (Is there anything else potential applicants should know before responding?)


  • Oh, this is very funny. Let me have at it:
    Name-Rod, pics avail

    Borough-Manhattan West Vill
    6’4, 225, 32w, 50ch … more to folo
    Fetish: If I wanted vanilla, I'd go to Haagen Dazs.
    Out: In the middle. Don’t advertise, don’t deny
    DL: Ppl look at me and assume, but no
    Host: Yep, live Solo like Han
    Size: Don’t matter, top dawg here
    Pics are recent!


    By Blogger Rod, at 3:55 AM  

  • LMAO @ ROD im gonna FU up *smile*

    By Blogger boogietonight, at 11:37 AM  

  • I don't get it, are you supposed to give that to a guy you meet. I don't really follow.

    Bernard Bradshaw
    Sex and the Second

    By Blogger Bernard Bradshaw, at 1:04 PM  

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