Etc: Uncle Lukes Looking for Ms. Freaky Soul 2005

Uncle Luke is coming to a town near you to find Ms. Freaky Soul 2005, the new spokesmodel for his sensational CD/DVD audio book, Luke Campbell's Soup For The Freaky Soul: The Sexploits of Uncle Luke. Urban Box Office (UBO) & Uncle Luke are putting together a national tour to find Ms. Freaky Soul 2005. The winner will go on tour with Uncle Luke, appear on television, radio and in magazines with Uncle Luke as well as receive $5,000 cash and other fabulous prizes.

The audio book, Luke Campbell's Soup For The Freaky Soul: The Sexploits of Uncle Luke, is due for release in September and features true stories about many of your favorite entertainers and athletes. Accompanying this release is Uncle Luke's CD release, Don of All Don's, a tribute album to Luke that marks fifteen (15) years in the music business and features songs by Petey Pablo, Jacki O, Pitbull, Trick Daddy and included is a DVD with some of your favorite Freak Show footage.

"This project celebrates fifteen (15) years of my being in the entertainment industry and I figured it would be great to share with the world my memoirs. Everybody wants to know what happened behind the scenes of my famous freaky parties. Now you get your chance to know as I relive them through my audio book," states Luke.

Uncle Luke is the Godfather of Southern Hip Hop and the independent Hip Hop label. A man of many firsts, Luke Campbell took on naysayers by winning the right for every music-maker to have the freedom of speech on recordings. He's the reason the parental advisory sticker was invented. In fact, he invented the original "freakfest," with his celebrity-driven "Freak Shows" and some of the most famous Crunk stars today say Luke and his Bass music empire is the birthplace of Crunk music. Good or Bad Luther Campbell has always gone against the grain, making winning moves the whole way.

Music: Anchor Sues Former Color Me Badd Member

Bryan Abrams, former member of Color Me Badd, is being sued for $16,000 that his 1st ex-wife alleges he owes in back child support. Shon Gables, a news anchor for WCBS in New York City, filed the lawsuit and appeared in Oklahoma County District Court earlier this week with the singer's other ex-wife, Ashly Abrams.

The 35-year-old Abrams was one of the founding members of the Oklahoma-based quartet, whose debut album, C.B.M., sold more than 8 million copies. Their hits included I Wanna Sex You Up and I Adore Mi Amor.

Gables estimates she has spent $10,000 trying to recover support owed by Abrams, who now works in an Oklahoma City tire store.

Ashly Abrams, a hairdresser, said she helped pay Bryan Abrams' legal fees against Gables until their own three-year marriage ended in 2003. The singer has played no role in the life of their 3-year-old daughter, Ashly Abrams alleges.

Bryan Abrams issued a statement claiming, My ex-wife's allegations are simply that: 'allegations.' I prefer to tell my side of the story in court, where I am confident that God will see that truth prevails.

Abrams attorney, Floyd Taylor, told District Judge Allen J. Welch that his client didn't know about the child support agreement and is seeking to have it overturned.

Abrams' fiance, Kim Frazier, said he is working on a new recording to follow his 2001 solo album, Welcome to Me. (Guess I Missed That One)

Gables says Abrams long ago spent all the money he made during his Color Me Badd days: "He has nothing to show for it, except the ASCAP publishing he co-owns with other members of the group."

Tick Tock and Ya Dont Stop! Oooohhh I Wanna Sex You Up.

TV: THE APPRENTICE: MARTHA STEWART

This version of THE APPRENTICE does not include one person of color.

Nuns Day Out

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances & Novice Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.

It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable. They decided to stop in for a cold soft drink. Patty had recently added some special legs to his barstools which are the talk of the fashionable neighborhood.

All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley entered the bar through the front door with Father McGinty for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.

Buffie "The Body" Caruth - Seeing is Definately Believing

Buffie Carruth, known as Buffie “The Body” for obvious reasons, was born and raised in Athens, Georgia. She is the third child of seven children.

Bra:36C
Panties: large (sizes 10-12)
Shoes: 9 - 9 1/2
Jeans:13-15 or 34-36
Tops: medium

Buffie "The Body" Caruth is currently shooting a bio DVD offering an intimate look into who Buffie "The Body" Caruth really is. Buffie "The Body" Caruth has fielded offers for small roles in films but is awaiting the perfect one which will showcase not only her striking physical features, but her quick wit, intelligence and determination.

Buffie "The Body" Caruth aspires to be a household name. With those endearing ass-ets, that goal might not be too far off.

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HEATHER HUNTER ALBUM RELEASE PARTY

CELEBRITIES, JOURNALISTS, PUBLICISTS
& WATERCOOLER INFLUENCERS

-- You know who you are--

You do not want to miss this amazing show

Why?

She is passionate, smart, outspoken and has an incredible style
You are just going to love her and her story.

Heather Hunter is Urban Music’s newest sensation.
Her CD, Heather Hunter: The Unexpected is burning up the Radio Airwaves since being dropped a few weeks ago by Blo Records.

People are just talking and talking!
The girl has REAL TALENT

SHE TOTALLY ROCKS– SO COME ON OUT AND SUPPORT

HEATHER HUNTER

Making her transition from Porn Star to Hip Hop Sensation
With her official “record release party”

So Amazing: An All-Star Tribute To Luther Vandross, due Sept. 20, the album celebrates the music of the late R&B icon through covers of his classic hits from such artists as Alicia Keys, Celine Dion, Fantasia and Usher.

"No one had ever heard of anyone that sounded like Luther," says Mary J. Blige, who puts her spin on the Vandross classic Never Too Much. No one heard anyone that brought that much soul," she tells Billboard.

In a posthumous duet, Elton John sings the Burt Bacharach/Hal David song Anyone Who Had a Heart alongside the original vocals Vandross recorded for his 1986 Epic Records album Give Me the Reason. In an intriguing choice, Wyclef Jean puts his stamp on Luther’s Always and Forever.

Keys and Jermaine Paul tackle If This World Was Mine, while Dion reworks Luther’s Dance With My Father, the title track of the album released in 2003, shortly after he suffered a debilitating stroke. Vandross died on July 1, 2005 of complications from the stroke. He was 54.

The tribute also features Aretha Franklin singing A House Is Not a Home, Patti LaBelle belting Here and Now and Beyoncé covering the title track.

Others featured on the tribute include Jamie Foxx (Creepin), Donna Summer (Power of Love/Love Power), Fantasia (Til' My Baby Comes Home), John Legend (Love Won’t Let Me Wait) Usher (Superstar) and Babyface (If Only For One Night).

Slight Blind Item

Rumors are circulating throughout Hollywood about the Comedian/Actor/Musician divorce battle, I was talkin to a industry friend last nite, she said, Future Ex got sick of putting up with him and Solo/Male Super Group Member. People had warned her years ago about the down low rumors, she chose not to believe it until she witnessed it, Comedian/Actor/Musician had got to the point where he didnt care, he often told her, he was the breadwinner and at least he wasn’t cheating with women.

He became so brazen, Solo/Male Super Group Member came over to their house every holiday, sitting at the table with Future Ex and the kids.

Former Teen Heartthrob and Athlete/Producer/Promoter are also heavily involved in this scenario, they tried to recruit Fallen Heavyweight/Rapist/Wife Beater (when he had money), and it worked like a charm, especially as he could bring in his DL boyfriend, Heartthrob/Actor/Musician/Model.

Solo/Male Super Group Member is pathetic, he is with all these men and doesnt benefit, before he reunited with super group, he was so broke, he lived in Athlete/Producer/Promoter guest house and I heard Athlete/Producer/Promoter's wife wasnt too happy about it.

They also stated that the following gentlemen are involved in their circle of DL brothers: Ex Late Nite Talk Show Host/Actor/Comedian, current football player, Super Manager, (who got a client in the game in the first place) Actor/Musician (who then returned the 'flavor" and ushered his boys Married Actor & Current Teen Heart throb/Actor/Comedian/Musician into the game, along with super male model stud Male Model/Actor and Network Radio Personality/TV Host.

They said that the reason his Futue Ex stayed knocked up is so she wouldn't be suspicious of his extra activities.

Like Butts? Nice Buns. Baby Got Back.

http://someguysbutt.textamerica.com

Whitney Houston: Just SHUT UP!!!

You've saw it on TV. You heard about it haven't you? You haven't? Well, here it is then. The Whitney-lipsynchs-to-the-Black Eyed Peas scene from Bravo's Being Bobby Brown.

Watch Whitney lipsynch to the Black Eyed Peas here

**sidenote after watching this i had to go download Black Eyes Peas - SHUT UP (go figure)

Marc Ecko Gets NY Up Block Party

Marc Ecko, designer and "Navigator of Youth Culture," is set to recruit the legends of Hip-Hop culture for the upcoming Marc Ecko's Getting Up Block Party. The first-of-it-kind street festival, free to the public and held August 24th on 22nd Street between 10th and 11th Avenues from 12:00PM - 8:00PM, will feature graffiti demonstrations, live DJs and surprise musical performances in celebration of the golden age of Hip-Hop. The event coincides with the anticipated release of Atari's graffiti-based videogame, Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure.

As a throwback to graffiti's glory days, "Marc Ecko's Getting Up Block Party" will feature ten 48-foot-long by 8-foot-high replicas of the legendary NYC transit blue-bird subway cars, which will be transformed into contemporary urban works of art by renowned graffiti writers. A lineup of legendary artists, from the notorious 'Bronx bomber and destroyer' COPE2 to T-KID (Terrible Kid), who first started writing on trains as early as 1974, will spend the day doing full color murals on the vintage trains.

Other participating graf writers include DASH, WEST, CES, SONIC, IZ THE WIZ, MIN, DURO, WANE, WEN, DERO, CYCLE, SMITH, PINK, DOC, KEL 1st, MARE139, CRASH, DAZE, GHOST, and the famous TATS CREW.

In addition to reviving an old school graffiti tradition, the block party will offer guests the opportunity to participate in live demos of Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure and experience the first truly authentic video game based on urban culture and graffiti. The videogame, which is being published by Atari and developed by The Collective for a Fall 2005 release, brings together over 65 legendary graffiti writers, six of whom will serve as in-game mentors to its protagonist, Trane.

An incredible lineup of Hollywood talent providing voices for the characters featured in the video game includes Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, Rosario Dawson, Brittany Murphy, George Hamilton, Giovanni Ribisi, Adam West, Andy Dick, Charlie Murphy, The RZA, and Michael “M.C. Serch” Berrin will all add their voice to the first truly authentic video game based on urban culture and graffiti art. Hip-hop artist Talib Kweli who will voice Trane

Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure will release Fall 2005 on PS2, PC, Xbox, and mobile phones.

Fashion: Dickies are not Slacks

I've noticed a strange fashion trend here in the rotten apple. The guys have started to wear Button Down Dress Shirts and Hard Shoes with Dickies. WTF? Correct me if I am wrong. Dickies are work pants always have been, putting hard shoes and a shirt doesnt actually work for pants that are mainly polly & yester.
Stop being cheap and purchase some real slacks at Marshalls, Burlington, TJ Maxx and any discount department store. Hell no one is gonna know if they came from Macy's or not. Its just wrong.